Vagina - [Yellow Jokes]

Just a short line + a little humour... some of u who dont like it can skip the post... Thanks...

Lilly is at home when she hears someone knock at the
door..
She goes to the door and opens it to see a man
standing
there.

He asks the lady 'Do you have a vagina?'.
Shocked
she slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it
is
the same man and he asks the same question of the
woman
'Do you have a vagina?'. She slams the door
again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tells
him
what has happened for the last two days. The husband
tells
the wife in a loving and concerned voice 'Honey I
am
taking tomorrow off to be home
just in case this guy shows up again'.

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and
both run
for the door. The husband says to the wife in a
whispered
voice 'Honey, I'm going to hide behind the
door and
listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer
'yes' to the question because I want to see
where he
is going with it'. She nods yes to her husband
and
opens the door.

Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks
the
same question, ' Do you have a vagina?'.
'Yes' she says.

The man replies...
' Good! Would you mind telling your husband to
leave my wife's alone and start using yours!?'

*p/s - drop a comment if u find it offensive. tq.