Sardar Jee aka Mr.Singh - A few lines of humour

Some jokes to lighten up ur day... =) Smile !



Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What ' which part ' ? Whole body was born in India .



2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.



Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ' T ' .
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.



Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.



Museum Administrator: That ' s a 500-year-old statue u ' ve broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.



At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don ' t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?



Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ' All India Radio! '



NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...



Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king ' s skeleton.
Tourist: Who ' s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king ' s skeleton when he was a child.